All I need is some inspiration
I do somebody some harm
I feel just a vegetable
here on the farm
Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me
I ain't even a lover
Down here the farm
They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me ketchup
on the farm
Drinking lemonade shanty
Ain't no gonna do me harm
But I'm like a fish of water
Down here on the farm
I write a thousand letters
'Til my all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm
I call my baby the telephone
I say come and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm
I can't fall love with a wheat field
I can't fall in love a barn
When everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm
Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm
On the fucking farm!
Are you born in a fucking barn or what?
Baaaaaa!