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Where are ? Dying of some wasting disease ?

No, l'm right -- l'm right here.

l know where your body is.

What l'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.

Too much without a helmet ?
Hah ! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
Deputy Debriefer, Paris Peace Talks, '68.
Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar. Threw me into G-2.

G-2 ?

intelligence, of which you have none.
Where you ?

Um, Gresham, Oregon,
s-- Colonel.

What your daddy in Gresham, Oregon ?
Hmm ? Count wood chips ?
Uh, my stepfather and my mom run a convenience store.
- How convenient ! What time they open ? -
- Close ? -
Hard workers.
You got me all misty-eyed !
So, what are you doin' here in this sparrow-fart town ?

l, l-- l Baird.

Attend Baird !
l know you the Baird school.
Point is, how do you afford it,
even with the aid and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts ?

l a, uh, Young America merit scholarship.

Whoo-ah !
# Glory, glory Hallelujah #
# Glory, glory Hallelujah #
- [ Knocking ] - Who's there ?
- [ Knocking ] - That little piece of tail ?
Get her outta here !
[ Girl Giggling ]
Yeah.
Can't believe they're my blood.
l.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees.
He's a , she's a .
He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen,
and she bakes , taste like wing nuts.
As for the tots, they're twits.
How's your skin, son ? l like my aides to be .

Well, l -- l've had a few zits.
Um, but my , he lent me his because he's from --
''The History of My Skin,'' by Charles Simms.